the best quotes from joker

Here is my opinion after watching The Dark Knight.

Without Ledger as the Joker, The Dark Knight would have been a boring film to watch. The rest of the cast was “so-so” in my opinion.The awesome performance by Heath Ledger. I saw an incredible performance by Ledger that saved the film. Anyway What’s really interesting me about this film are some of the best quotes is the fact that the Joker is completely insane, yet most of his comments make complete sense... Herewith some of the best Quotes as i can remember ....

1. The Joker: Wanna to know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?

2. The Joker: You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

3. The Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

4. The Joker: You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

5. The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

6. The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

7. The Joker: It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair.

8. The Joker: [to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.

9.The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!